I like your face ʘ‿ʘ

Time to nut up, or shut up.

So, when I was at the porn store,

I started flipping through this gay porn magazine.

And Darren Criss was in it.

Except, he was the only guy who wasn’t shirtless.
Yet alone naked.

I’m just so…

So, I was coloring this in during French class and my French teacher says:
“That’s beautiful, Lucie-!”

So I gloated and was like:

“-I wish your art was as beautiful as your French.”

Everyone around me:

Me:

Because I really do suck at French, and everyone in the class knows this thanks to teach.

I just read the newly updated manga chapter of Naruto.

Oh, my god.

The promise.

The emotions.

The Itachi/Sasuke brotherly love moment.

The promise.

The chance to finally see the Uchiha brothers kick some serious ass.

But, more importantly, the promise.

I just..can’t.

When you find the one person that has all the qualities you want in someone:

But you keep forgetting they’re just a character in a TV show:

Yet, you still can’t help loving them:

That I jizzed in my pants reading.